If you know that Sally Field never actually said “You like me, you really like me,” then congratulations—you’re in the right place. We’ve combed through the (incredibly entertaining!) Academy database of Oscars acceptance speeches and pulled out 13 indelible lines. Your task is simple: Match each one to the actual Oscar winner who proclaimed it from the podium.
And unlike the actual victors, feel free to take your time; there’s no stick man in the orchestra pit waiting to play you off.
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